Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.
Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.
He also has one of the most jarring entrances in a movie. Like the entire movie screeches to a halt because he bursts onto the scene well into the second act and it’s so strange and arresting and Bruce Willis is just like “what the fuck is even going on anymore?”
It’s p. great.
fernacular: Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
this is magnificent
This is still perfect.
“I request permission to go after him.”
well shit, I request permission to go after him too
Screw permission, I say we just go after him anyway.
Want a really good reason to dislike Facebook?
Activists are pressuring companies to boycott Facebook over its content promoting violence against women (like above).
.-. I got on tumblr and THIS is on my dash. WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS THIS?!
Tape her and rape her? Are you frakin kidding me? As a rape survivor this is enraging. Why would you ever promote rape? It is something that happened to me about four years ago and I am still feeling the side affects of to this day. The emotional and physical trauma, are horrible, and the victim blaming is ruthless. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
Who makes these kind of offensive and sick jokes? We live in a rape culture, where people can make rape jokes, and can make photos like this and people will like it, laugh at it, agree with it, etc. And if anyone fights against it, the people who protest it are made fun of, called pussies, are informed it’s just a joke, and it’s not serious. However, this is a serious issue, and things like this don’t help, it continues the idea that women are objects, not human, and it’s ok to harm them.
I’m Done…
Excuse me while I just…
and
-Ronny
You guys, if Destiel really does happen, Misha is in serious trouble.
I mean, remember the con story about Jensen cracking him up with seductive looks at every available opportunity? He’ll never survive that first critical scene. He’ll suffocate on his own laughter.
If it goes canon, the gag reel for that season will be the most fucking beautiful thing.
I stand by my statement that they’ll have to lock Jared in his trailer
the most adorable being in all the cosmos
Lord of the Tardis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think my favorite thing about this is if you start singing this along with the pattern, you have to say “THEY’RE TAKING THE TARDIS TO TRENZALORE LORE LOLOLOLORE”
lololololololololore
I walked around in the city this afternoon. Enjoying the sun, the little shops, …
And in the first shop I went in I saw
a rack full of trenchcoats.
In the second store:
(The Doctor had a beard. ^ )
And in the book store there was this gentleman on the cover:
TUMBLR WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALOOOONE
My first ‘most-reblogged’ post and it’s about my miserable attempt to escape Tumblr.
You can leave tumblr, but tumblr will never leave you
No child is born homophobic.
This child is precious and I hope he never changes.
This youtube video is seriously the best.
You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?
Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
